A day in the mind of a fatty fat swimmer...

96...96...96...

not too fast...

96... 96... 96...

stretch out your stroke...

96... 95... 95...

well one down...

95 too go...

95... 95... 95... 95... 95... 95... 94... 94... 94... 94... 94...

not too slow...

94... 94... 94... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 93... 92...

92... 92... 92...

is there snot coming out of my nose...

92...

yes...

gross...

93...

wait...

oh92... 92... 91... 91... 91... 91... 91... 90...

almost done with the 90's...

ten laps done...

no its not dumb ass you started at 96...

96... 95... 95...

DAMMIT!
89... 89... 89... 89... 89... 89...

please don't ask to share my lane...

please don't don't ask me too...

thank god...

what lap am I on...

ugh...

87... 88...

it can't be 88 im going the wrong way...

I will just say 87...

no that might be cheating the laps and then whats the point...

fine...

89...

ugh...

88...

even though I probably should be at 86...

I better find a boyfriend after all this...

no...

I am doing this for me...

88...

I am such a liar...

88... 88... 88... 88... 88...

I hope you enjoyed this look into the mind of a swimmer. Jealous yet?