But now I am starting my next cardio phase. It is a program called C25k. From the couch to a 5k run in 9 weeks. I have always hated running, and if today is any indication, I will continue to hate it. But its only 2 months and I have spent a lot more than that doing terrible things to my body. So I figure it is only fair.
So, I did a shit ton of research to find out if this is something I can do. In my search I found a lot of testimonials. Those things make me want to vomit. All of them are people who were already athletes in high school or college. Then they put on 40 pounds and just couldnt live with themselves any longer. Fuck you. My fucking goal weight is 40 pounds overweight. The only thing more irritating than those testimonials are the Insanity Workout before and after pictures. Are you fucking kidding me with this? It shows people who have abs in the before picture. I cant think of anything more ridiculous. Dont believe me?
Your life must have been such a struggle before fatty. Gross.
So needless to say, my venture is going to be a lot tougher than the wonder stories of ex-track stars who put on some marriage carriage. I guess this whole program is a bit out of my reach but I am going to stick with it anyways. If anything, it will make for good blogging fodder.
